Gather ye rosebuds while ye may . . .
healthy rosebud (Photo credit: zoetnet) . . . unless your aged gardener has a crush on you. In that case, learn to love hothouse flowers and stay the hell out of sight. I offer you this pearl of wisdom...
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Funhouse Mirror (Photo credit: tamaradulva) He. Makes. Me. Feel. Fabulous. And he’s gay, so not in the way you might think. I’m talking about my old grad school buddy, Andrew. Everybody needs an...
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lead singer of Bedouin Soundclash (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Ladies, do you remember the college crush that eluded you? The lead singer in a band, with long hair, a voice that could set hips afire and a...
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English: The pirate flag of Jack Rackham (1682 – 1720) Deutsch: Die Piratenflagge von Jack Rackham (1682 – 1720) (Photo credit: Wikipedia) I wasn’t raised to swashbuckle. When I birthed two boys, it...
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